I know I had socks. Lots of them. Over the summer I didn't pay much attention because I hate wearing socks and won't wear them if I don't have to. Unless it's really cold, I don't have to. ;)
This morning, though, I was looking for thicker socks (of which I know I had at least 15 pairs) because the thin socks I was wearing to work are too thin right now and they have too much Spandex apparently. *Grumble* Eventually I'm gonna be allergic to everything and end up in a bubble. Hopefully I won't be allergic to that.
Anyhow, between the dogs and the kid-I have 2 pair of socks left. Oh, there's more socks around but they're so full of holes they don't count. Bear gives his holey socks to the dogs to play with but they aren't very good at distinguishing between an OK sock and a forbidden one. They're also plenty tall enough to raid the hamper. And the kid "borrows" the ones without holes.
So I had to leave early today so that I could go and buy socks. Not just any socks, socks with as much cotton as possible. Mission accomplished! I temporarily have socks! Until the next raid on my sock drawer.
My Mom is laughing at me. I know it. Sorry, Mom. I'm sorry for all the years I borrowed your clothes and shoes without asking. Really. Now can you remove the Mother's Curse? The one that goes, "When you grow up, I hope you have a child EXACTLY like you!". Please?
:D
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hehe, socks. I remember the guy who said, "Ever notice when a sock disappears in the dryer, the lint in the tray is the exact color of the sock that's missing?" hehehe
Mine don't even get the chance to die an honourable death in the dryer, lol!
Hehe, I remember the days where I used to get excited about fun stuff like sexy dresses for parties etc. Now it's all about the socks, jeans with stretch and comfy bras :).
No one ever tells you that growing up lowers your threshold for excitement so much-now instead of parties and concerts, it's exciting to get the good parking spot by the bank or when the store actually has your brand of milk.
:)
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